The Chapters

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1 - Sweet Jesus: The Astounding Story of the Chocolate Christ

2 - James Bondage

3 - Random Haikus

4 - Random Haikus 2

5 - Random Slogans

6 - Conversation with Alice

7 - Wasp Cemetery

8 - Tetris & Rocket Science

9 - Kiss from a Wasp

10 - Religious Extremism

11 - Ghouls'n Ghosts'n Goblins

12 - The Pedagogical Values of Videogames

13- Interview with Artist Carla Rodrigues

14 - Closing-Reading: Paris Hilton's "Nothing in this World"

15 - Alien Exegesis

16 - "Self-Portrait with Bandaged Ear" by Vincent Van Gogh (1887)

17 - "The Old Man's Boat" by Eric Fischl (1982)

18 - Tron Exegesis

19 - Writers Who Don't Read

20 - Pretentious Non-Drugged Artists

21 - The Importance of Imagination Regarding Where We Live

22 - Graphic Novel

23 - Understanding Darfur

24 - 9.99

25 - Interview with Artist Laura Zerebeski

26 - The Fourth Wall

27 - On the Pointlessness of Preaching

28 - The Proof of God and Sex with your Parents

29 - The "lic" in Catholic: Christian Sex

30 - Against the Senses: Christian Nihilism

31 - Return of the Life-Size Chocolate Christ

32 - Technology & Human Relationships

33 - Two Muslim Practices Explained

34 - 10% of your Pillow Is not your Pillow: A True Story of Blood-Curdling Horror

35 - How Bananas Defy the Laws of the Known Universe

36 - Theodicy for Dummies

37 - Computer Consciousness Is Crazy Crap

38 - On Painting

39 - Gay Marriage

40 - Kurt Cobain's Suicide

41 - Generation Y & False Rebels

42 - Against Romanticism

43 - Against Post-Modernism

44 - Why Remodernism?

45 - Spirituality, Religion, and Remodernism

46 - Post-Modernism and Relativism

47 - Defining the Identity of Remodernism

48 - Traditions & Remodernism

49 - My 9/11

50 - Sex & Death: Your New Gods

51 - Holocaust Denial

52 - Questioning Darwinism

53 - The Factory, Nick, Nietzsche, and Defecation

54 - Pedophile Priests: Suffer the Little Children

55 - The Retrospective Age

56 - Reflections on the Past

57 - On Writing Horror

58 - Is There a Point to Literary Criticism?

59 - Retro-Gaming and Free Online Games

60 - Vir Dolorum

61 - The People who Turn to God

62 - "Electro-Shock Blues"

63 - Sister Sin: The Incestuous Seed of the Insidious Satan

64 - Interview with Artist Christian Oliver Cruz

65 - Easy Cheese

66 - The Flat Earth Society

67 - The Hollow Earth

68 - About Stephen King

69 - Sports

70 - Killing Kennedy

71 - Mein Kampf

72 - The Critique's Critique: Twilight

73 - Rules and Those who Misunderstand Them

74 - The Hunter: an Unusual FPS




The Chapters are a mix of essays, articles, rants, and other subspecies of non-fiction. Some of them are fun, some of them are dead serious. The topics vary widely, and you might find anything from Tetris to God, and everything in between and beyond.

The early chapters were written at a time when I didn't think of making them public, so I tend to have a potty mouth, but I trust you will forgive me for that.

Those chapters were originally published here and it will take some time before I transfer them all to here. [I have now transfered them all.] Also note that the versions presented on this here website contain extra editing and the likes, so I recommend considering this page here as the reference for these texts.