1 - Sweet Jesus: The Astounding Story of the Chocolate Christ
2 - James Bondage
3 - Random Haikus
4 - Random Haikus 2
5 - Random Slogans
6 - Conversation with Alice
7 - Wasp Cemetery
8 - Tetris & Rocket Science
9 - Kiss from a Wasp
10 - Religious Extremism
11 - Ghouls'n Ghosts'n Goblins
12 - The Pedagogical Values of Videogames
13- Interview with Artist Carla Rodrigues
14 - Closing-Reading: Paris Hilton's "Nothing in this World"
15 - Alien Exegesis
16 - "Self-Portrait with Bandaged Ear" by Vincent Van Gogh (1887)
17 - "The Old Man's Boat" by Eric Fischl (1982)
18 - Tron Exegesis
19 - Writers Who Don't Read
20 - Pretentious Non-Drugged Artists
21 - The Importance of Imagination Regarding Where We Live
22 - Graphic Novel
23 - Understanding Darfur
24 - 9.99
25 - Interview with Artist Laura Zerebeski
26 - The Fourth Wall
27 - On the Pointlessness of Preaching
28 - The Proof of God and Sex with your Parents
29 - The "lic" in Catholic: Christian Sex
30 - Against the Senses: Christian Nihilism
31 - Return of the Life-Size Chocolate Christ
32 - Technology & Human Relationships
33 - Two Muslim Practices Explained
34 - 10% of your Pillow Is not your Pillow: A True Story of Blood-Curdling Horror
35 - How Bananas Defy the Laws of the Known Universe
36 - Theodicy for Dummies
37 - Computer Consciousness Is Crazy Crap
38 - On Painting
39 - Gay Marriage
40 - Kurt Cobain's Suicide
41 - Generation Y & False Rebels
42 - Against Romanticism
43 - Against Post-Modernism
44 - Why Remodernism?
45 - Spirituality, Religion, and Remodernism
46 - Post-Modernism and Relativism
47 - Defining the Identity of Remodernism
48 - Traditions & Remodernism
49 - My 9/11
50 - Sex & Death: Your New Gods
51 - Holocaust Denial
52 - Questioning Darwinism
53 - The Factory, Nick, Nietzsche, and Defecation
54 - Pedophile Priests: Suffer the Little Children
55 - The Retrospective Age
56 - Reflections on the Past
57 - On Writing Horror
58 - Is There a Point to Literary Criticism?
59 - Retro-Gaming and Free Online Games
60 - Vir Dolorum
61 - The People who Turn to God
62 - "Electro-Shock Blues"
63 - Sister Sin: The Incestuous Seed of the Insidious Satan
64 - Interview with Artist Christian Oliver Cruz
65 - Easy Cheese
66 - The Flat Earth Society
67 - The Hollow Earth
68 - About Stephen King
69 - Sports
70 - Killing Kennedy
71 - Mein Kampf
72 - The Critique's Critique: Twilight
73 - Rules and Those who Misunderstand Them
74 - The Hunter: an Unusual FPS
The Chapters are a mix of essays, articles, rants, and other subspecies of non-fiction. Some of them are fun, some of them are dead serious. The topics vary widely, and you might find anything from Tetris to God, and everything in between and beyond. |