The end of the can is actually quite some fun. Since it's pressured air that propulses the yellow ooze, when the stuff runs out, it sputters out too. Concretely, this means that you're pressing the can, and nothing comes out for a split second, and then, oh oh, miniature chunks of ooze come out at high speed, like a shrapnel explosion. Sounds fun, but by God is it messy. It also makes a little explosive sound. The image this gave me was that of a diminutive dwarf trying to shit through a painful constipation, his yellow turd breaking off into explosive segments of constelised microscopic bits of cheese. ("Constelised" doesn't exist, but I invent it right here, so it does now, feel free to use it and spread it, one day it'll be in the dictionary with this chapter as reference for origins, believe it!)
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